you’re going dumb. so unless it’s insulting or upsetting me on some level that you’re going dumb, the ante has been broughten to go as d …
facebook ad column: “foreclosed nyc apartments”, “white stripes quiz”, “nyc party invites”
One SARKANA MAGONE every few days is amazing. I can make this care package last til summer!
At the very impressive new galapagos space to see so percussion and band ex victrola
Sequential bills again and again
FOX: “people holding little Personal Desk Assistants over their heads”
CNN: “hawaii…. never really number one”
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http://twitpic.com/15720 - omg omg ufo
web usage stats just got shouted out by feinstein. “the recipe page was the most visited on the inauguration site” hah
zomg yosemite valley luncheon UFOs
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“you’ll have the time of your life, I promise you.”
Little stem is stuck in big stem
Child in afghan restaurant: wanna go shopping! … With a tiny queens accent
tiny vacuums suck.
song stuck in head all morning: james - getting away with it
john: “I took off my shades and gave the manson lamps”
it’s not a question of whether you drank the kool-aid but if you drank enough
Manhattan in natural HDR, twilight, from the train.
song stuck in head while getting out of house: meat loaf - bat out of hell. (let me sleep on it, i’ll give you an answer in the morning)
the yak resplendent: when you decide you can make it through the night without your svn, frontrow starts bashing its head against the rocks
song stuck in head while booting up machine: hole - celebrity skin. (when i wake up, in my makeup)
i just don’t see the apocalypse being announced with a text message
why is there something so depressing about “continuing education”? winners learned all they *need to* know by the age of 5?
freshly rebandaged cut thumb pulsing in time with music
dreamed i bought a japanese squirrel at a chelsea store also selling coffee maker jugs, paintings and lion cubs. commuted home through riga
song stuck in head while showering: shellac - “prayer to god”
how much these waste of a forest “welcome guides” from cellphone companies matter: just found my shrinkwrapped voicestream one from 1999
X hours of underworld albums. Y cups of cold coffee. Z sweet ache of balance between fatigue and engagement. 8 am after working all night.
job posting asking for “5+” years of experience with a ~2.5 year-old technology
song stuck in head while cooking kasha: white stripes - “i think i smell a rat”
a smiley man in a pencil-shaped building just saved my life, or at least large portions of it.
went to kitchen to get coffee, poured it, added milk, came back, 10 minutes later realized i forgot it in kitchen.
when you think the decompiler will save you, and it doesn’t…
cat found curtains. did not understand why i stood laughing when i walked in the bedroom. it’s not you, it’s your species.
quarter inch deep gash into thumb and its nail. sad part? it’s from cutting cheese.
crash in kitchen. i walk to the kitchen to find cat walking away looking unconcerned. what fell? i can’t tell.
dog snoring wakes up cat. cat kneads on dog. dog sighs, stops snoring.
globster is my new favorite word AND concept. i’m tempted to name my cat this.
cat is a ninja lump following me around. he is always sprawled out but near me wherever i move.
history channel 2012 show kicking off armageddon week needs MAJOR debunking work. they basically let the crackpots steer for 2 hours.
Euphemistic everything in an abandoned apartment in park slope.
dog just came in the room and whined precisely in tune with serenade in blue
The night is for riding through.
can’t get weather reading today. have looked 5 times now, and each time forget what it said
polar bear swim beautiful success. no better way to kick off this improbable year.
circle of life on the kitchen floor
Phone dying. Polar bear swim here i come